22 Funny LinkedIn Posts That Turned Corporate Life Into Comedy

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    Nafis Ahmed Khan+3rd+ Al Agents | Vibe Coding | Cursor | ... 3d- Coding with Al Tools Feels Illegal... But It's Not As developers, we used to: • Write 200 lines of code ⚫ Debug for 3 hours • Realize the issue was a typo ⚫ Close laptop dramatically Now with tools like Cursor... "Hey, this logic isn't working. Fix it." • Boom - explanation + fix + optimization ⚫ "Can you refactor this?" ⚫ Done. • "Why did you write this like this?" + Follow • Al explains your own code better than you wrote it. Ear
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    Career Break Dec 2022 - Mar 2023 . 4 mos San Francisco, California Took a career sabbatical to hone my crow pose, write down my life principles, scale the steep learning curve of golf, refine my cooking skills, read 14 books, win a rec sports lacrosse league, climb a 5.12a, ski a lot, develop a meditation practice, work with an executive coach, help high school lacrosse players get college scholarships, and raise a bunch of money for the Cal Men's Lacrosse program.
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    We redesigned one screen. Onboarding jumped from 62% to 89%. It was a small change with a big impact. We split the OTP into 4 small boxes. No more typing in one long field. As soon as the code was entered, the screen moved ahead. No buttons needed. ➡ A soft loading dot showed progress. Users knew something was happening. It felt faster. It looked cleaner. Users stopped dropping off. Small UX details can change everything. What small change has made a big difference in your projects? #UXDesign #U
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    MSc Economics | First Class Honours in Economics | CFA Level 1 30m-> I REJECTED GOLDMAN SACHS!!! Crazy right? Working as an Investment Banker at GS was my biggest dream for the last 5 years, and I chose to reject my offer. In the last 3 years I've applied to almost 1,200 YI's and grad roles. The first place I landed and the first place to give me a chance out of all of those applications was Thames Water earlier in March this year. Loyalty and gratitude are two values I hold dear to my heart. Up
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    K Lumko Solwandle. 2nd Transforming Infrastructure & Cloud at Nutanix 4d-> No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 3,408 113 comments
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    Yash Jain • 2nd CEO @ Hero Trainer | 2x Founder | Guest Lecturer | K... 1w + Follow Startups rarely go according to plan, which is why having the right team is critical. Recently, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years at the Chicago Public Library - Harold Washington Library Center. It was the perfect place because Elizabeth Anderson loves art and books, it is a stunning musuem-like-venue with 9 floors, and an unexpected place to spring a surprise. It took careful planning from writing specs, g
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    Marco De Bortoli • 3rd+ Head Of Engineering at HeidiPay | Ex - Schroders, S... 3d I don't know if it was dumb or genius but it was a payslip, time management and reporting software. Someone found out an hidden Microsoft gem where renaming the .frm of a VB6 developed application, to an extension I don't even remember anymore now, would turn those forms into web pages that IE5.5sp2 could automagically render almost as java servlet. So the all idea was to take the old working VB6 app, rename al the
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    CEO of Visit my website 1w. Edited. → He was our Head of Sales. + Follow We are HIRING at A... After 4 years, I asked him to leave and pursue his dreams. I'd heard through friends that he and his wife had started a business on the side. He made it clear that he wanted to keep working with us but also wanted to start his dream business. I reiterated. You need to take the jump. He was shocked. He thought I was firing him. Which was completely the opposite of what I was trying to do. I was telling
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    Software Engineer Intern Apply Save Pune, Maharashtra, India (Hybrid) • Bachelor's degree (or equivalent) in computer science, information technology, or engineering • Interest in learning new tools, languages, workflows, and philosophies • Professional certification Perks: Internship Completion Certificate. LOR (Letter of Recommendation) Live Project Experience Duration : 1 Month Only. Registration Fees : Rs.199/- Only (Not Now After Interview if you get selected then you have to pay. Note: Its
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    Andrew Tobin (He/Him) • 3rd+ Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 4h. My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are post
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    Fernando Mendoza in Following Student-Athlete @ Indiana University, Bloomington | HAAS School of Bus... 19m-> Monday night, my teammates and I had the honor of raising the National Championship trophy and bringing a CFB title back to Bloomington, Indiana, for the first time in history. With the guidance of our coaches and the unwavering support of Hoosier Nation, our band of brothers made the unbelievable believable. Here's what winning a National Championship taught me about B2B sales (kidding.
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    1991 Fidji Simo. 3rd+ CEO and Chair @ Instacart 1d. Edited. + Follow So excited to be taking Instacart public today! The last two years have been a wild ride, but I'm really proud of the business this team has built, turning us into an enduring and profitable company that delivers a critical service to millions of people. None of this would have been possible without the early days determination and grit of our founders - Apoorva Mehta, Max Mullen and Brandon Leonardo. Thank you for the creative
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    Darcy J Smyth • 3rd+ Driving Proactive Sales Activity with Outbound. Sales Psychology Gee... Visit my website 1w.→ + Follow I've stopped drinking coffee for almost 3 months. Here's the top 3 things I've noticed: 1. The first month was really hard. 2. The second month was also hard. 3. The third month is still hard. Bottom line: Coffee is so delicious and great. Never stop drinking it. It's not worth it. I know someone out there needed to hear this today. #coffee #health 6,603 592 comments • 101
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    Blake Thompson • 3rd+ Partner at Vendito | Co-Founder of xrecruiter TM 4h. → + Follow I just turned 30 and I'm worth $19m. Here's how I got there (not to brag) but to hopefully inspire you to get there too. I woke up at 4am every morning for 6 years straight. Started a recruitment agency. Took 2 cold showers per day. Invested in bitcoin at $59,000. Engage with all walks of life - you never know what you'll learn. Inherited $22m from my parents. Post high value content on LinkedIn. Consistency is
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    William (Bill) Crowder • 3rd+ Talent Acquisition Lead at ... 1d 0 + Follow I asked my boss for a raise. He said what for? I told him 3 different companies are after me. He asked which ones? I said: Gas, Water, and Electric.
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    Samantha (Sam) Grubb - 2nd I help people to get the best out of print | Making it easier to mak... O2h- An unexpected turn for the worse. A bad start to the week. Never underestimate a pesky fly bite. + Follow Yes, you read that correctly, a fly caused quite a havoc in my life this weekend. It all began two weeks ago with an innocent walk along the Thames river in Lechlade when a mischievous fly decided to land on my arm and leg. At the time I never thought anything about it, little did I know t
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    David Matthew. 3rd+ Legal Recruiter@ Direct Talent ... 3d. Getting a job in 2019: + Follow Apply, get an interview, receive an offer, negotiate salary, start the job. Getting a job in 2024: Send a personalized gift basket to the team, complete an unpaid project, meet the hiring manager's neighbor's dog walker to gauge your cultural fit, compose a catchy company anthem and make it trend, find a job that requires a master's degree but pays entry-level wages, participate in a virtual escape room ch
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    ANTOWOR Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 9m. Edited. I was humiliated by a comedian on stage last night. ☑ I was sitting on the front row of a comedy gig and the comedian started making fun of me just because I was yelling things out during his routine and ruining his punchlines. I thought the crowd would be on my side because I make more money and was better dressed than he was. However, when I told the comedian that my watch costs more than his house, the crowd b
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    Blake Thompson · 3rd+ Partner at Vendito | Co-Founder of xrecruiter TM 4h. → + Follow I just turned 30 and I'm worth $19m. Here's how I got there (not to brag) but to hopefully inspire you to get there too. I woke up at 4am every morning for 6 years straight. Started a recruitment agency. Took 2 cold showers per day. Invested in bitcoin at $59,000. Engage with all walks of life - you never know what you'll learn. Inherited $22m from my parents. Post high value content on LinkedIn. Consistency is
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    GREGG SALKOVITCH ⚫ 2nd Senior Managing Partner, Recruitment Owner Recruiter at Right Choice Resources 2d. → I see way too much of this in hiring..... Client: The candidate said he wants $90,000-$100,000. We'll offer him $90,000. Recruiter: Most of the other candidates that you like are asking for way more than what he's requesting. The candidate is asking way below his market value. Why not blow his socks off and offer him bewteen $100,000 and $110,000? He'll be so appreciative and loyal. Client
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    Elijah Butler · 3rd+ + Follow Senior Data Analyst at Humana || post about FREE data analytics tips & resour... 9h -> This is everything I did yesterday as a senior data analyst: 4am: wake up 4:10am: 10 mile run 5am: respond to emails 5:30am: ice bath 7am: write 450 lines of SQL code 8am: save a child from a burning building 9am: figured out which variable goes in column and which goes in rows for my pivot table 10am: power lunch (most important) 2pm: host 2 meetings at once while beating high sc
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    Laur Uy - Laurbits everywhere reposted Trung Phan Ô * @TrungTPhan-20h One of the Team USA rowers who won a Gold Medal is an investment banker and actually did the "B2B SaaS Sales" joke on Linkedin. Legend. Justin Best-2nd Junior Analyst at Union Square Advisors | Olympic Champion 1w Edited What winning an Olympic gold medal taught me about B2B SaaS sales efficiency...

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